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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2236 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Votes: | 9002 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?