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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2488 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?