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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2353 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 7961 | Towns Built: | 9 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?