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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 398 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 4898 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2950 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?