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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1659 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 39 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 3348 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?