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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7380 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 747186 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?