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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8578 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Votes: | 7080 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3659 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?