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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 721 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Votes: | 4890 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Crops Grown: | 7428 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?