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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4812 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 881 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9132 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?