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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 217 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 1524 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?