CraftySisNoTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7236	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3687
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Helium ShortageCraft

#sustainability, conservation, Crisis, critical, Demand, depletion, Element, Extraction, Future, gas, global issue, Helium, innovation, low supply, natural resource, production, scarcity, scientific research, Shortage, ShortageCraft, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

bacterial, bacterial cell, bacterial research, bacterial sensing mechanisms, biological clocks, biological rhythms, biological sensing, Cell, cell communication, cellular awareness, Cellular Responses, cellular signaling, changing, environmental changes, environmental cues, genetic regulation, microbial adaptation, microbial behavior, microbial ecology, microbiology, seasonal variations, Seasons, seasons changing, single cell sensing

u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

fortnite, fortnite battle royale, Fortnite Best Moments, Fortnite chapter 5, fortnite chapter 5 season 4, fortnite event, fortnite funny, fortnite funny moments, fortnite gameplay, Fortnite how to play, Fortnite How To Win, fortnite item shop, fortnite live, FORTNITE new map, fortnite new season, fortnite new update, Fortnite Nick Eh 30, fortnite season 4, fortnite tips, fortnite tournament, fortnite update, fortnite victory royale, Minecraft, Nick, Nick Eh 30, Server

Nick Eh 30, born Nicholas Amyoony, is a Canadian content creator and professional gamer known for his popular Twitch and YouTube channels. He rose to fame for his skill in games like Fortnite and for his engaging and entertaining gaming content. Nick has amassed a large following of fans who tune in to watch his live streams and videos. He is known for his positive attitude, friendly demeanor, and dedication to his craft.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	994
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

adjustments, Anarchy, balance, Bigotry, Cheating, disabled, Doxxing, ELYTRA, exploiting, explosions, Fun, Harassment, laughs, legend, Minecraft, minimal rules, NoCoOrDiNaTeS, Players, Resets, Safe, semi anarchy, Server, server spawn, SoMeWhAtChaotic, spawning, Vanilla, void damage

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mines Excavated:	2442	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Tool Time Minecraft Server

adaptation, cognitive abilities, cognitive evolution., Consciousness, Dinosaurs, Evolution, evolution of tools, Eye, human evolution, human intelligence, human origins, human uniqueness, intelligence, Minecraft, Paleontology, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Technology, Time, tool, tool use, Tools, velociraptor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Buildings Constructed:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Farms Harvested:	597
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6