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Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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