CraftyRejects | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Items Found:	1993
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1063	Dimension Hops:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ParentalRageCraft

Breaking Point, communication breakdown, controlling parents, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, feeling invalidated, feeling overwhelmed, feeling suffocated, feeling trapped, feeling unheard, Generational conflict, guilt tripping, parent-child communication, parent-child relationships, Parental Pressure, ParentalRageCraft, Self-expression, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5259	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HappyBlock SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Animals Bred:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HebCraft Command Center Strike

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come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Emeralds Found:	6963	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

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so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

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Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
New Chunks Explored:	696300	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6512	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2