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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3966 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 174 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.