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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1235 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.