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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 848 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.