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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 790 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7708 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.