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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 747 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.