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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2173 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.