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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2444 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 150 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.