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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2054 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4792 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.