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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9696 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9160 |
Emeralds Found: | 2036 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.