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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2002 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5240 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.