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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4205 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.