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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3470 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 407 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.