HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Mines Excavated: 4289 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Rune Stones Activated: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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