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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5566 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 1275 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!