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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6251 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!