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FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

aerial warfare, combat drones, Conflict, defense systems, dragon drones, DragonCraft, drone warfare, eastern europe, military advancements, military defense, military drones, military equipment, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, modern warfare, russian tanks, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare technology

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	6027	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

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Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Emeralds Found:	6070	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2262

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

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Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	167
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1