CraftyQueers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	950471	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Void Gems Collected:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2266	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1831	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2299
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4839	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Divine Spears Created:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Holy Grails Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	181
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Emeralds Found:	5356
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	4888	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2