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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5841 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 212 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
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SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
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