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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8948 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
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