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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4244 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
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