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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7271 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
