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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4247 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 1930 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 699275 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
