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Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9639
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	855
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5612	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Emeralds Found:	3334	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13