“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY