CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9203	Love Letters Sent:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	6696	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8152
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3299	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Animals Bred:	129	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Animals Bred:	100
Dragon Eggs Found:	4205	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.