CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Animals Bred:	108
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ores Mined:	3114	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	287	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6665	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Farms Harvested:	594	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	392872
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	1724

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.