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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8902 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 87 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
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So grab your handbag (because who needs pockets in Minecraft?) and get ready to walk 10km in our virtual world. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures you’ll encounter along the way!
Join now and let the drama unfold – just make sure to keep your mom out of it. 😉