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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2930 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Mines Excavated: | 4981 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Our server is so hot, even your stepfather will think you look like a prostitute in comparison. But don’t worry, we won’t judge your fashion choices – we’re just here to have a good time!
So grab your handbag (because who needs pockets in Minecraft?) and get ready to walk 10km in our virtual world. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures you’ll encounter along the way!
Join now and let the drama unfold – just make sure to keep your mom out of it. 😉