If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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