If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Villages Defended: 9
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Chimeras Created: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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