Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 11
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PrisonCraft: Navalny’s Memoir

    PrisonCraft: Navalny’s Memoir
    lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Animals Bred: 185
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

    Blooprint is a talented music producer and DJ known for his innovative style and energetic live performances. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and trap influences, he has gained a devoted following and has collaborated with several notable artists in the industry. His passion for music and commitment to pushing boundaries have solidified his reputation as a rising star in the music scene.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MelioSMP

    MelioSMP

    Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: – No teleportation or warps – A trust system – no land-claiming – A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. – Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin – Diamond-based economy and shopping district – A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! – Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

    Our philosophy is simple: **keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.**

    We’re currently looking for new members to join our community. Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you will be welcomed here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t Checkout our website and handbook: https://meliosmp.com

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ANARCHY 1.1.0-1.1.7 EmberBoss Minecraft server

    ANARCHY 1.1.0-1.1.7 EmberBoss Minecraft server

    Our chat for telegram

    https://t.me/+u9yV65dVc_s3Yzky

    Join us!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Party Planet Minecraft Server

    Party Planet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and celebrate your birthday in style with a virtual gaming-themed extravaganza! Picture this: instead of pin the tail on the donkey, you can play pin the creeper on the Steve! And forget about musical chairs, we have musical minecarts! Plus, the birthday boy or girl gets to wear a diamond helmet all day long because they’re the king or queen of the server! So why settle for a regular birthday party when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will have all your friends talking for weeks? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

    Doomed Society Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

    Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

    So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

    CraftyAffair Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

    BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

    Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

    But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

    CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!
    Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

    BlockyRight vs. LibCraft
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

    we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 12 Love Letters Sent: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Cobblemon Generations

    Cobblemon Generations

    Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

    Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

    Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

    But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

    Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

    Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NoParentsAllowedFuneral

    NoParentsAllowedFuneral
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

    Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

    And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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