join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Animals Bred: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Rune Stones Activated: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Gryphons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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