join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 5526
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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