join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 194
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY