join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6896
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Buildings Constructed: 30 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY