join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 298
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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