Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
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